True. I guess that if I wasn’t too busy eating at my desk while working my ass off, I could have taken the time to determine what the “right size” of U.S. government should be, by comparing it to all the other countries on earth that are exactly like the good ‘ol US of A, with the same size, complex economy,…

I’m pretty sure Kevin Brown can’t say this about his career:

He was a pretty good pitcher during the regular season. He was also a damn fine pitcher in the post season. But he was never the ace for his team.

Wait, you highlight that line and conveniently ignore the line at the bottom about the poker chips at his casinos?

The phrase “Big Government” kills me every time I hear it, not because I’m opposed to it, but because talk of reducing the size of the federal government is fucking ridiculous. We’re the 4th largest country in the world by land mass. The 3rd largest by population. The largest by GDP. The government is the size it is…

I think it’s fine to call the media out - and it does deserve it - but payback’s gonna be a bitch for Trump and his supporters. At some stage, the media will take the gloves off, get its hands dirty, make sure it’s got an airtight story, wait and fact-check it again, wait until the right moment to release it, and…

I’m wondering if his anti-Muslim supporters were triggered by that. Like, Islam is bad, but if they’re billionaires, I might do business with them!

I’m pretty sure they are. If he thought last night’s revelations were a witch hunt, he’s about to be transported back to Salem, MA in the 1600's.

I guess the biggest question then is, who takes up the mantle for liberal ideals now? If Trump is Red State Jesus, where’s the actual Jesus-like figure who cares for all people that need better opportunities, education, healthcare, etc.?

So hard to tell if you’re serious or not.

So I’m browsing Deadspin in the shitter at work and see your posted Cosby meme. I had to work so hard to stifle laughing out loud in a crowded bathroom that I actually pulled a muscle in my rib cage. Thanks for sharing, dammit.

Setting aside Kluwe’s karma for a moment, the point he’s making is that Priefer’s actions now will determine his Karma for the next existence. Which likely means he’ll be a rent boy servicing closeted Congressmen in a Motel 6 outside Brainerd.

Good lord, you morons. If being “gay” gets me some action with a woman who looks like Olivia Munn, I’ll grab a dick or two. At least give the man the benefit of a doubt and say he’s bi.

For people who don’t get the joke:

Why do you have to root for either? Part of how we got here was by picking between two evils.

Counter-counter point: He’s not president until he’s sworn in with his hand on a bible he doesn’t believe in.

People have called him out for being full of shit and making distasteful statements since before he even ran for president. Decades, really. We should stop now that he’s won an election for the highest seat in the land? I think that only strengthens the reason for people to voice their objections to him.

Counterpoint: Blindly accepting the unknown means giving up the power to change it.

“Remember 2016!”

True, but there’s something to be said about what’s considered acceptable in the local area. If many of your neighbors have a Winnebago, boat or a trailer in their yard, who gives a fuck. Park your trailer on your drive. For details, go and visit your community’s local “lake country.” But if you live in a neighborhood…