How the hell is the murderer a victim?

Still using his last name? Bold choice.

My prediction is still Houston trading for someone that makes them better without giving away anything crazy. They did it for Verlander. They did it for Cole. Man, the basketball team did it for Westbrook. I’ve come to expect it.

They can find his dad?

Religion is a social ill. Accepting people’s desire to ignore reality by believing in fairy tales has had tremendous negative consequences throughout history. Fuck religion. I don’t care what form it takes at this point, it needs to go.

It’s also fucking huge, so trying to say “Texas is like this:” is exactly as futile as comparing all Americans to the cast of Jersey Shore. Where I’m at it’s a minimum 4 hour drive to get out of Texas, and the closest state is Mexico.

I’ve been in Texas for years and haven’t had anything like that happen. Part of the reason might be that I’ve never been west of San Antonio (in Texas) and the rest might be because I’ve never had California plates

It’s the Florida of Texas

“...and decent brisket.”

I like the assumption that a Wisconsin team would use a mythical creature as their mascot: a skinny person from that state.

and he’s gonna Eurostep his way right the fuck out of Milwaukee

Please God, let him try this shit with Draymond Green.

Duke should just close its doors now. They have created the Dukie Apotheosis.

Sage might be dumb and naive, but at least he has a good attitude and sportsmanship. Sage is like a golden retriever, some people don’t like him because he’s too generic and seems kind of aloof, but grayson allen is like a chihuahua, thinks hes a lot bigger of a deal than he is, and won’t shut the fuck up.

I want him to stick in the league so he can try this on someone like Chris Paul, on a day when he’s REALLY feeling that OKC angst... just to see who dies. Hint: It will be Grayson Allen

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Oh yeah, by the way, let us remember the moment the Oklahoma City Thunder ceased to exist...

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

This guy talking about Nebraska off the interstate needs to apply literally any context to its geography. Nebraska has a few very specific spots that are interesting (the Sand hills), and a lot of grasslands, but any of those things compared to Mountains or Bodies of water are inconsequential.

“That’s their word. They can say it as much as they want.”