"Here, the prize is a one-week trip to a Red Cross mission in a foreign country"

They sell. If it's dumb and it makes you a shit ton of money, it isn't dumb.

One thing stands out right away there's no bore evacuator on the main gun.

I can see the Cadillac tag line now: "Competition comes standard."

There's a joke to be made here about wiping out Japanese cities when Japan is causing too much trouble.

Too soon?

If they only do commercial sales, let's do a jalopnik buy, and then resell them on the open market. We could make a killing! Who's in?

Being a boom operator has got to be a stressful enough job on its own... then you have to deal with a billion-dollar B2 with a stealth coating that cannot be scratched at all and it just takes it to another level.

Blistex Medicated

Blistex Medicated

THIS IS WARSAW!

Our kielbasa will blot out the sun!

Meanwhile, at Lincoln..

This is a prime example of the dangers of brakes on cars.

Yes, I spent so many hours playing that and Strike Commander on our Gateway 486.

The only way they can control a car by hacking is by hacking the drivers arms off. What malicious bit of code are they going to send to stop me from putting the vehicle in neutral? Or pulling the handbrake? Or turning the key to the "off" position?

The most lethal ship in the world still can't be in two places at once.

I want to get me some Blizzak boots for the winter. . .

Fuck DeBlasio, he's the biggest communist asshole since Stalin.

Anyone know which comedian was it who had the bit about the emergency alert system failing them on 9/11. I remember some joke about how they kept waiting for the beep that we've all been trained to listen for, and the information that suppose to follow the beeps so that they would know what to do and they got NOTHING.…