Rule 15 would have saved us all alot of trouble.

Wouldn’t this be an ideal platform for an enlarged version of the Navy’s railgun? Muzzle Energy could be in the gigajoule range, and you would remove the biggest Achilles heel any battleship has, the powder and ammunition magazines.

Driver breaks the safety rules? Make them sit out the season.

This is a bad idea and you know it. This is just giving people an excuse to strap a washing machine on the back of their car and drive it down the highway.

GM’s Quadrasteer:

Does a Mitsubishi Space Runner count?

We rule the Wasteland!

Jalopnik Buddy System?

It’s not in Mos Eisley, it’s in Southlake, TX. I have proof:

Streets of Sim City. You and Grandma have to stop the alien invasion using nothing but an old Thunderbird(?)!

Jaguar XJ220

I know which one Emilio Largo would vote for:

The Lockheed CL-1200 Lancer, a souped-up version of the already bonkers F-104:

Well it’s flying isn’t it?

The real question is whether or not any of these cars will even be legal in 20 years.

I understand the paint, but why waste the time on the prosthetic nose cones? Anyone who would know that a MiG-21 isn’t a US aircraft isn’t going to be fooled by the addition of the nose cone, and the people that don’t won’t care.

I would reenter my Thunderbird with a set of professional drivers. Not to spite the car, but to spite Judge Phil, because fuck that guy.