Sometimes I am, if I’m concerned about liquidity and collateral splatter.

It depends on the quality of the TP. If it’s good, then 4-6 should suffice. Bad, 8-10. And if you do anything other than fold, then you sir, are a savage.

Only 16 have been sold nationwide, so not unusual.

The Knicks are garbage and I love it. Long live the Knicks.

Gumbo. Double adorable.

What is “retarted”?

Adorable.

I guess not if she jerked YOU off on the train...

So, if one person asked you, you were going to start shooting? Because chowder doesn’t really come in a bucket, and nobody from NE would ever eat shitty Houston chowder.

I accept your congratulations.

Arlington is a garbage town.

Go take a look at who the President of the United States is, and then come back and tell me shit like this surprises you.

+1 gallon per almond.

Hartford CT is better than Atlanta.

Actually, most of us get drunk and don’t admit to stupid stuff.

It’s a medium, and that is Mr. Cletus to you, thanks a bunch.

If you let athletes’ and coaches’ politics affect your life, then you have a weak character.

I don’t get it.

Your hate keeps me warm and happy.