Him and 50 billion other normal people.

Lol!

My biggest fear is people who dont know the difference between “poisonous” and “venomous.” Writers, no less.

Is it?

I assume you mean fictional character Dennis Reynolds?

Scoooooreboard!

Lackeys a mouthbreather.

Why are pirates so mean?

Dummy

Yawn. Later, fuckstain.

If that is everything then what a sad life you lead.

Fuck Pittsburgh. You can take your shitty french fry laden Primanti Brothers sandwiches and shove them up your ass sideways. Awful place.

The Broncos amuse me.

Arguably the 10th best QB of all time. FTFY

Goddamn has Barstool just bought every inch of real estate in your heads. Its remarkable.

“Been on antibiotics for a week”

You knew what you were doing, James. I feel badly your body has shit the bed. But i dont feel guilty.

God. Shut up.

I like stories.

Don’t