This is unfair. Also I picked Fiorina only because she’s female.

Tfw Louise Woodward c. 1997 is kind of your doppelgänger :{

have you heard the daniel rossen/grizzly bear cover of it? i love love love love it — and i think TLTL is literally perfect

I love her. And I love her dad. He is a fantastic example of bucking society’s expectations and instead doing the right thing. She is so wonderful and I am so happy she has a father who truly believes in her. She needs to become president of the world.

SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITICIAL PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HER DENIM SKIRT.

You know that Louis CK, Stephen Wright, Bill Burr, Dane Cook (ugh, I know), Dennis Leary, Mike Birbiglia, etc. all got their start in Boston, right?

Boston is actually one of the most tolerant and accepting cities in the country for the GLBTQ community , has a pretty good comedy scene. Maybe compared to NYC for culture, it pales (like all other cities in the US) and in terms of violent crime is also ‘boring’. And yes driving SUCKS there (not boring at…

Yeah, me confused. Boston is a huge comedy city. People from Boston: Amy Poehler, Conan O’Brian, Mindy Kaling, Mike Birbiglia, Pete Holmes, Steve Carell, Rachel Dratch, Jen Kirkman, Louis CK, Patrice O’Neal, Steven Wright, other people.

Is that you mister Nolan?

When did Boston piss in your cheerios? Also, Boston is a well-known comedy town where a lot of comedians got their start.

It’s nice to hear there’s another side of the spectrum becauset this story is fucking terryfing.

Her shoes! I don’t know how she did it but her shoes are just the absolute fucking best. Not too expensive, ridiculously comfortable, fashionable, consistent sizing, sturdy and well made. I don’t care what footwear demon she sold her sole to but it paid off.

yes I was going to say this. On the radio here in So Cal I pointed it out to a few friends and was like “what is that? He sounds really dumb” and they were like “oh huh, I guess I never noticed, he kinda sounds like a surfer”. Men do it too they just don’t get called out for it.

Kehlani is not telling the truth. I was on that flight sitting right behind the girls. I heard every word. Ther flight attendant was respectful and there was absolutely no use of the N word. The only lack of respect was from these girls who refused to put something in the overhead bin that did not fit under the seat.…

Maybe I’m rude but I just put “couple name and Family” or in many cases “The Smith Family” to avoid writing out all the names. My whole deal was non-traditional so I’m sure etiquette sticklers would faint at that, but I just did not care.

I’m sorry, but I have a kid, and there is no way in hell I would bring him to a wedding. He can’t even sit still for five minutes. I would not expect my child to be invited to any event unless it specifically said children welcome. However, I understand that a lot of people assume weddings are family affairs, so I…

I mean, I guess as long as you don’t expect people to be happy for you when you have a big life event?

This was whack. Nothing wrong with telling a bride she'll be beautiful. Especially in a comment on facebook. Facebook comments should not receive the kind of consideration and weight you're giving it. That is the place for passing niceties. Giving a common compliment like that are not distracting engaged couples from…

Exactly. I didn’t have an ounce of nervousness during my engagement and I’m celebrating my 10-year anniversary this year, so clearly people telling me that I’d make a “beautiful bride” didn’t somehow distract me from thinking about the importance of the commitment. Then I read that the author is “not married, nor…

Nah. Being excited about your wedding and being excited about being married are not mutually exclusive. You can literally have BOTH FEELINGS AT THE SAME TIME. Also, it’s a big day and it is REALLY REALLY OK to want to look the best you have ever looked for the occasion.