This is an industry wide problem. I’m not saying that Facebook is beyond reproach, but I don’t think Google, LinkedIn, Apple, Intel, Microsoft, etc... are much different.

Smash definitely was not the greatest show, but I will forever be grateful that it introduced me to Megan Hilty. It was almost laughable that they expected us to buy that McPhee would be a contender for Marilyn over her.

Her voice is amazing. Anyone who pays the least bit of attention could have told you that a long time ago.

Not gonna lie. I tried. Can’t reach and I’m a size two.

Jesus. You know I've always had a thigh gap because I am naturally scrawny and have wideset hips. I've spent the last year or so working out and have developed visible abs, but have unfortunately kept the scrawny physique. So on a whim I thought, why not try this? Let's see if you're bikini body ready. I can barely…

The cake smashing is the one I can’t deal with. It comes across, to me, as either a dick move on an unsuspecting partner or a weird exercise in latent hostility.

Or, you know, it’s the show people listen to if they like to laugh and love trivia.

Fuck you Beyonce you will pry my stilton cheese from my cold dead fingers.

you have to love that lactic acid. so nice to exfoliate out some of your problems, but comes with a price of slight burning. supposedly it will help with my keratosis pilaris, but i’ve never used it consistently enough to find out.

Seriously, you don’t want to hear a crying child on a plane, wear some sound isolating head phones.
As for the seat kicking. That only annoys me when the parents dont even make an attempt to have their child to not do that. If the parents are trying, there is not much you can do. Children are children. (My last flight…

Crying children irritate me just as much as the next person, but the last time I checked, this is goddamn America, and I recognize your right to be on that plane, same as me. Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go because your child might, I dunno, ACT LIKE WE ALL DID…

Can you imagine? I’m generally supportive if people want to lose weight - I’ve lost almost 15 pounds this year so I can fit all my summer dresses - but there’s an underlying self-hatred that’s really disturbing. Like I just want to hug her and say “It’s actually okay to love yourself and exist in the world no matter…

Sounds like all y’all need to toke up and chillllll.

but what if the person who wrote this.... WASN’T WHITE

Tara Jacoby FTW, again.

I spent a good part of my night last night drinking wine and youtube-ing P&R blooper reels. I regret nothing.

“its like: why don’t people just love me all the time? i love me all the time. brad pitt loves me all time. i should be loved all the time. its just science.” - george clooney probably

It annoyed me in the show how Stannis was like “What do we know about the White Walkers, Sam?” and Sam is like “Well they are for sure killed by fire and obsidian” and Stannis is like “Oh cool we have a buttload of obsidian at Dragonstone” and Sam is like “Ok great” and Stannis is like “Well keep reading Sam we have…

I can't tell you the number of times I've had an editor cut the line, "Sorry about the delousing, Rod." from my copy.

One of my great joys in life is shouting "CHICKENFUCKER" at my friends.