except they weren't. Silly details.

This isn't true. There are many games where a contestant doesn't make final jeopardy because they have less than zero dollars.

complete a game? As in be alive with at least $100?

And if ESPN had done this deadspin would be circling the wagons.

"perhaps a bit terrified."

"Haka dances are never not cool,"

sweet sample size and highly ironic handle cool guy.

"It's tragic (and perhaps coincidental, considering his name?) that Mr. Brokken..."

with yeast?

a) you missed the fkn joke. b) you're realllllly dumb.

not people with actual shit to do.

Cool story

Which is exactly what you just fkn asked for. You were wrong, it'll all be ok.

found the dumb guy

They obviously don't NEED to, but it's recommended.

yep, this shit is still weird.

says the guy who couldn't be bothered to wear a tie on fkn TV:

-10000000

Holy cow is that you jay Leno? #comedian

was he on your wnba fantasy team?