A bean ball is a pitched ball.

yawn.

very isn't an answer to a yes or no question.

Dumb.

Is it really that hilarious?

amazing analysis

you missed the joke

"Chris Archer, who is 25 years old, has apparently watched every single one of Hank Aaron's 755 career home runs and determined that the legendary slugger never once flipped his bat."

You're dumb.

Lots of guys do this

yuck

lol

"The greatest player in baseball history is turning 50."

It's definitely not bonds, but I don't believe it's Rose either.

Dumb.

I'm huge and can fight, although I don't like to. This affords me the ability to say whatever the fuck I please, whenever the fuck I please, to whomever the fuck I please (with a few exceptions of course). It's not always the wisest move I'll admit, but I pretty much say what's on my mind in the real world..., I…

ahh the little guy is my biggest fan. How cute, I love being a role model for kids.

Learn to write.

Apparently you don't read Kyle Wagner's work very often.

You're a fuckin idiot.