this is a horrendous analogy

you'll be fine, that's just legal mumbo jumbo.

It's just legalese. You'll be fine.

Congrats on being semantics arguing dbag guy.

lol

Never trust the guy whose first instinct is to think about a dude whacking off.

Grown men should also know that only a catcher and 1st baseman use a mitt. All other players use gloves (as does Harbaugh in the photo).

And yours

It's as relevant as it's ever been

apparently you haven't noticed that the last 5 World Series were won by teams with home field advantage.

you're the worst

he has legs

you can turn that 5 into a 6 or an 8 real easy

oh

This article is about the teams and owners, who do pay taxes.

You hear that? The sound of you missing the joke.

Dumb

the 34 ppl to recommend this amateur hour joke should be slapped.

completely common occurrence

Someone actually wrote that sentence. Yikes.