I'm going to start measuring things in "Fuck you, Peasants" Apple Watch edition terms. BMW 5 Series? That'll set you back six Apple watches.

Let us give it the Great Chicago Fire experience and toss it upon a bonfire for warmth.

OSHA violations aside, I feel like Knights of Shame could work for as an AWOL fucking song.

Now I may be a lowly tech plebeian, bias acknowledged, but if I examine the situation with my engineering rigor, there's one immediate take away. Clearly, if there's a victimized individual whose public honor has been so offended as to necessitate white knighting, its this man whose parents sent him across the…

Still off the mark; Yugoslavia was an anagglomeration of many, many ethno-religious groupings.

I am genuinely impressed. Albert may have been better a boyfriend than I've managed in past relationships.

Isn't the primary purpose of the rebuttal nowadays to avoid the gaffe filled débâcles of previous years' rebuttals? No one fell over into a pool of their own defecations? Fantastic! Mission accomplished!

The NFL should investigate how its possible such an upstanding organization as the Cleveland Browns have been unable to secure a playoff berth in recent seasons. Only the most vile and insidious of conspiracies could be the culprit.

That's a bit excessive, isn't it? The collective consciousness of the NFL is past war crimes. Ryan Lindley isn't taking more snaps this season.

Jail or prison? 48 in Scottsdale (non-consecutive) isn't the worst, hypothetically.

This is an acceptable batman.

As undoubtedly mentioned elsewhere, and as anyone with experience in semiconductors or microelectromechanical systems surely knows, finely etched metal isn't impervious, especially over to the lifetime of a system. I'm curious as to how you would perform maintenance on such a coating.

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You sound just like my hangover.

...Josh?

This map is bullshit and needs more Bulleit.

$129 is... cheap, right? San Francisco has ruined my expectations on any sort of lodging.

I don't know how a sane person could countinously risk death for ten years. San Francisco's motorist, pedestrians, and cyclist make me squinch my sphincter in sheer terror, especially when I'm amongst the latter two, as I am most days. Combine that with world class infrastructure befitting one of America's great…

Is this where I confess my desire to adequately furnish a room in something resembling a cohesive, ascetically pleasing manner?

Arguably the predominance of white dudes is a fairly recent phenomena; a few centuries. Dudes as a whole, let's say the beginning of civilization. So wooooo go us!