I was never a big fan of eastern mysticism or unsolicited medical advice.

I can't even. Measuring Twitter hash-tag mentions? This might be worse than politics.

I don't know the woman's work sufficient to judge the validity of the claim to impartiality. Still, I'm genuinely confounded as to the angle here; are you suggesting she's not a neutral observer? That organizations such as the UN, OSCE, and various journalist entities are not routinely targeted during conflicts,…

Unfortunately I am neither one of Putin's polite people in Donbass nor concerned about ethics in—and I chuckle at the thought—video game journalism.

As with any defendant, even those persecuted only in their own warped reality, the notion of a neutral observer is incomprehensible. Allowing for the absurdity of the comparsion, this routinely occurs in conflicts in which the belligerents are inherently disorganized and subject to no governing authority. It's why…

Woe unto us, the neglected rich, white, yet unmarried men. I'm now going going to decry the government taking my techie money and causing no end of grief in so doing. Truly the downtrodden of America.

Enjoyable read. I'm now curious to see a breakdown for other public transit systems, which surely employ similar shenanigans.

Raining precision guided (okay, GLONASS guided) ordinance down from military hardware dubbed 'Rainbow' is either brilliant marketing or terribly unsettling.

With 80% cost reduction! Sucks to suck, Yankee scum!

Istanbul as an example without racial undertones made me laugh. You're right, of course—because the Turks massacred and then under the dubious terms of the eventual peace expelled, erm I mean transferred, the Greek populace (amongst others) to create the unitary Turkish state we know today.

You forgot Poland... and its bordering enclave of Kaliningrad.

I knew my proms sucked for, ahem, reasons but this is absurd. Just as I was recovering from the years of emasculation.

Who the fuck flies to prom in a helicopter?

I am 100% techbro and 100% still drunk. So winning.

No :(. Santa Row and Campbell too...

I am San Jose!

Pawf. Valleywag-ers (okay, me) are drunk on Jack Daniels Honey, at a solidly Best Coast 5:35.

Yet somehow we are continuously denied a film adaptation of A Canticle for Leibowitz.

Yes. However, you're an Eagles fan.

Ctrl+F; Scottsdale. What the ever loving fuck? I leave for a year and suddenly we've lost the will to mock our greatest shame, the faux-wealthy $36,000 BMW driving Scottadalites? For shame.