You forgot Poland... and its bordering enclave of Kaliningrad.

I knew my proms sucked for, ahem, reasons but this is absurd. Just as I was recovering from the years of emasculation.

Who the fuck flies to prom in a helicopter?

I am 100% techbro and 100% still drunk. So winning.

No :(. Santa Row and Campbell too...

I am San Jose!

Pawf. Valleywag-ers (okay, me) are drunk on Jack Daniels Honey, at a solidly Best Coast 5:35.

Yes. However, you're an Eagles fan.

Ctrl+F; Scottsdale. What the ever loving fuck? I leave for a year and suddenly we've lost the will to mock our greatest shame, the faux-wealthy $36,000 BMW driving Scottadalites? For shame.

Convenient timing for this admission, non?

The use of "tanks" in place of armored personnel carriers is slopy and does a disservice to the fine corporations (British-owned subsidiaries) which manufacture our military hardware.

Pussy Roit, along with the Olypmic hysteria over gay rights, really does a disservice to the genuine threats posed by the Russian Federation under the government of Mr. Putin: militarism, revanchist nationalism, and a continue weakening of democratic civil institutions.

Smoke Eaters > Buffalo Wild Wings.

Derp, that's right. Yes, I know a good many AEs from Prescott. Good institution, even if the town isn't quite the most lively.

Prescott or Launderdale?

Careful now. You're trying to disrupt Russia's hegemony amongst the states of the former Soviet Union. Therefore, your fault, derp.

...because the situation with their neighbors has not exactly been amicable in recent months? Unless you consider foreign occupation of your land "friendly".

So the Russia stronk11!!1 crowd spends days bragging and cheering that they've stumbled across some Buks which they've used to engage Ukrainian military aviation. Suddenly it's not Russia stronk11!1, it's Kiev framing them? Right.

The Russia stronk crowd has tossed around images of the separatist with seized or otherwise acquired SA-11s. They've downed An-24/26s, also operating at altitudes beyond MANPAD capabilities. Doesn't seem too far fetched.

No one appreciates a good name troll these days. Don't worry, sir. War is and remains a racket.