“She chose to share the fact that she was blonde. I don’t know why she did that.”

I must have taken a lot of guys and lots of expensive tools to pull this out. All this for $120K that is probably more like $50K in value on the black market. Least profitable heist ever.

Also

That fan redesign actually looks better than any sonic within the past decade IMO.

This will, however, mean some changes for the Steam version of the game. On PC, Rocket League will come to the Epic Games Store in “late 2019.” Until then, it will remain on sale on Steam, and after that point, it’ll still be supported on Steam. However, it will no longer be available for purchase there once it’s…

I always thought the CT200h was the right car with not enough engine choices. It was slow. It should be offered with a 2.0L Turbo, a Hybrid, and something more powerful to stick an F badge on. 

Essentially admitting that exclusivity deals are due to some pissing match between them and Valve rather than being anywhere near an attempt at being pro-consumer.

The obvious next step is to hand it off to David so he can wheel it at Moab next year.

OK, OK, so the Patriots didn’t get screwed. In their defense, though, that usually costs an extra hundred, 150, over just the basic handjob.

Sounds exhausting. 

It’s MAJESTIC and it rules.

But is he still in a coma or what? Ugh. They didn’t just jump the shark, they made sweet love to it.

Look im no designer, but who in the heck looked at that ugly explorer screen and said, hmmmm, nice lets put that into production. Ford, please fire that man immediatly.

Most studios would just dump the game, and build a new one. Even games successful at launch rarely get the level of updates like this one did.

So you are saying they pushed back the release to April 2020?

They’re 9..... Just pick’em up off the car and toss’em into a pond, or a bush. It’s Australia, that would totally fly. The children are the descendants of convicts, let the wildlife of Australia have them. Drop’em in a ponder or river, Salt Water Crocs and bull sharks baby. The bush? Well, get ready for a Brown or…

Oh cock, keep it stock.

Sorry. You just missed the terrible joke convention.

The rock symbolizes the paper weight these devices eventually turn in to when Google inevitably abandons the project halfway through

This is tragic. I had that kid on my fantasy team.