This will, however, mean some changes for the Steam version of the game. On PC, Rocket League will come to the Epic Games Store in “late 2019.” Until then, it will remain on sale on Steam, and after that point, it’ll still be supported on Steam. However, it will no longer be available for purchase there once it’s…

I always thought the CT200h was the right car with not enough engine choices. It was slow. It should be offered with a 2.0L Turbo, a Hybrid, and something more powerful to stick an F badge on. 

Essentially admitting that exclusivity deals are due to some pissing match between them and Valve rather than being anywhere near an attempt at being pro-consumer.

The obvious next step is to hand it off to David so he can wheel it at Moab next year.

OK, OK, so the Patriots didn’t get screwed. In their defense, though, that usually costs an extra hundred, 150, over just the basic handjob.

Sounds exhausting. 

It’s MAJESTIC and it rules.

Look im no designer, but who in the heck looked at that ugly explorer screen and said, hmmmm, nice lets put that into production. Ford, please fire that man immediatly.

Most studios would just dump the game, and build a new one. Even games successful at launch rarely get the level of updates like this one did.

So you are saying they pushed back the release to April 2020?

They’re 9..... Just pick’em up off the car and toss’em into a pond, or a bush. It’s Australia, that would totally fly. The children are the descendants of convicts, let the wildlife of Australia have them. Drop’em in a ponder or river, Salt Water Crocs and bull sharks baby. The bush? Well, get ready for a Brown or…

Oh cock, keep it stock.

Sorry. You just missed the terrible joke convention.

The rock symbolizes the paper weight these devices eventually turn in to when Google inevitably abandons the project halfway through

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

This is tragic. I had that kid on my fantasy team. 

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

As the Internet Manager at a car dealership, I can only charge what a customer is willing to pay.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

Autopilot is a semi-autonomous system that really only works well on highways, and it doesn’t do anything like stop at a stop sign. It requires constant driver attention.