I guess public records could be compiled in a magazine...

Everyone, the account with the black eagle avatar has thoughts on gender roles

We did the same thing for Rio.

I’ve had AWD in houston and it only came in handy exactly twice. Wfter the hurricanes when I should have been at home anyways.

The only thing that is safe to assume is that the facility’s cafeteria made some sick kebabs.

Shit, that went right into the feels...

The 928 will always remind me of the most wholesome Clarkson we ever saw:

Yikes.  Good luck getting your kid back from the Ukraine.

This is the holy-grail of comments.

He’s really going to be in hot water if video surfaces in a year.

I’m odd about textures, but I really don’t like the jiggly, somewhat chewy tomato chunks that refuse to silkify!

“I mean the odo said 156,163, but I got on the phone with the guy and was able to talk him down to 147,382!  I gave him my social and mother’s maiden and we sealed the deal then and there!”

There’s a real Old Man yells at Cloud vibe to this

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. If he hadn’t worked on his alternator, those 17 cars would still be with us.

Hi Elizabeth I have a question.

i don’t get why people make such a fuss over unions. what two laborers do in their own homes is none of my business.

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

yeah but the same time trying to go up a hill slowly my audi with snow tires will do better than your st with snow tires.... spinning 4 helps, snow tires help, driving responsibly helps and luck helps. 

When I special ordered my Ram back in 2014, I got to choose the brown interior instead of the black. So I have a pretty good idea how this feels. 

“but then again David, you don’t really give a fucking shit about anything non-WWE or NJPW, do you?”