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That’s it. Toyota finally did it. They made a Corolla that I’m actually interested in/excited for.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Technically Folksvagen.

HOT TAEK OF THE DAY

Why are you being so mean?

The sales manager’s brother in law traded it in for an SUV as he had another kid. It’s an XF Supercharged. I have had it for almost 4 years now. I had to replace a CAT once, but other than that it’s been rock solid.

Can’t have any used models if no one gets the new ones

No asshole, what we need right now are #thoughtsandprayers

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Drew like that!? Drew like that!?

HEAD MOVEMENT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That last line is tasty.

I’m not surprised she’s awful, I’m surprised she’s THIS awful after telegraphing her plans to move into acting for so long.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Luxembourg: The Delaware of Europe.

Fuck Luxembourg, the goddamn dime-store knockoff Liechtenstein.

Yeah but that free two day shipping with Amazon Prime.......

By signing the work order promptly and enjoying a cappuccino while you’re service advisor lubes you up (in every sense).