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I think I can speak for all football fans when I say that it’s really disappointing that this didn’t also happen to Tom Brady.

Probably about as much as I care what you think.

Most enjoyable moments from the video ranked:

Bevell’s playcalling is unsexy and predictable

“Make America Deflate Again.”

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

Something, something, they hate us cause they ain’t us?

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Before any Patriots fans comment:

As a Hawks fan, I want Wilson to throw a slant pass to Graham that gets intercepted on the first play. Why Graham would be running a slant is beside the point, LET ME DREAM.

WAHHHHH I WISH WE HAD WON THIS FACKIN’ SUPAH BOWL AT FENWAY!

You know, the Pats were once very, VERY close to moving to St Louis? (No, really: the chairman before MR. KRAFT was based out of STL, and when Bill Bidwill pulled his dick move and uprooted Big Red to Phoenix the Pats were first in line to relocate until MR. KRAFT bought them and, well, you know.)

The future Darwin Award recipient with the Patriots helmet tattooed on his head actually lives down the street from me in New Hampshire. And yes, he does live in a crack house.