Because apparently they result to victim blaming when the cops can’t find any evidence. Can’t imagine why the cops and judge would not want the bad press of an Olympian being robbed at gunpoint. I’m sure they tried really hard to find evidence.

Lochte and co. are rumored to have been in an area where they were not supposed to be, so I can believe this. They could also have been looking for strip clubs or prostitutes. It sucks that they were robbed, but it was odd that Lochte at first denied that it even took place and even odder that Rio police want to…

Holy shit.

I’M IN THE HURR DURR CAMP BUT I STILL WANT THE BIG YELLOW SHOUTY THINGY BECAUSE WRITING IN CAPS IS FUN AND I LOVE BIG FLAMBOYANT FREAK SHOWS THAT MAKE LOUD ENJOYABLE NOISES AND MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yet he’s wrong, because every “Michigan-left” is a hairpin you can come out of sideways (not this weekend).

Costas might bring it up in passing, as an excuse to segue into that great story about the time the train the Pirates were traveling on broke down and so the Pirates team ended up having to walk a piece down some back roads and they were fired on by moonshiners who mistook them fer Revenue Agents but luckily Pie…

Iceland needs an app to prevent it. So there’s that.

Golden Rule Of Racing:

“Why if it isn’t my ace investigator Georgia FitzPatrick,” Hardigrew cackled, momentarily lowering his potato gun from his shoulder.

I love that people are still bringing this up. She was pregnant (and a high risk pregnancy at that), the cat had urinary issues, and they rehomed. It’s not like they tossed it out a moving car window to get rid of it.

And then does he make sweet sweet love to Queen Anne Boleyn of House Tyrell?

isn’t that what a jock strap is for? i am not entirely sure what their purpose is. but like a sports bra for a penis - right?

A SCHWINNER IS YOU

Half these guys look like they've never ridden a bike. I thought it would’ve been a more Specialized group.

This is REALLY bad for someone with military training. The gig line was drilled into us to death. Just sayin’.

They linked to a YouTube video. If your friend didn’t post it to YouTube, she should address her complaints to the person who did.

Like dress up day at Gawker Media.

Tom Hiddleston would just like to talk about his work, thank you very much.

I see they're already regretting the decision to use UFC referees in the Olympics.