for me, it was “fellow”

The lengths to which he’s gone to screw with her are astounding to me. Setting up residence in a conservative state that recognizes embryo’s personhood, getting a new drivers license —these things take time and research and effort and planning and hassle. I can’t imagine devoting that much energy to making someone…

Keep in mind that until two years ago Candace Owen hated Trump. I guess it was hard as someone trying to stand out and make money as an online political personality to do so as a black woman that dislikes Trump. So she switched sides. Racist white people love black people that “know their place” and are willing to…

I feel so bad for her, I thought this was over. 

I caved and Googled but I think she hasn’t shown it yet. I guess we have to wait until Wednesday.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people.

How many white MAGA folks do you think will be buying and wearing these shirts...I am going to predict 90% of buyers

But where is the queen of Halloween, Heidi Klum (yes I know I could google it). 

I’m not wishing for this. But just curious.

god i was SO furious that rita ora went as post malone because i went as...

Tracee Ellis Ross wins my award for best costume. She looks divine. Kendall Jenner seems to be playing to her strengths with her costume, so I tip my hat to her for that. The fact that Joe Jonas couldn’t be bothered to even shave makes him the bottom of my list (if he though keeping the stubble was funnier, then he…

When you’re single: But when are you gonna find someone?

Damn. Sofia Vergara’s husband is a nemesis that just won’t go away. One minute you are the love of their life, the next destroying you is their raison d’etre

I was inspired by the Bob’s Burgers Halloween episode this year (so many puns!) and stole Louise’s “Dragon with a Girl Tattoo” costume. It landed. People laughed. I am proud of myself.

You would not believe how many people don’t give a single fuck about your pregnancy/labor PTSD and pressure you to have more kids.

A husband who cares even a little about his wife won’t harass her to get pregnant if she went through everything Kim K went through. True, some women go through with pregnancy, even when they know it might be horrible and or dangerous, but she doesn’t want to! Respect her no! 

kimmy:

You know it’s a mid-00's romcom because (a) Kutcher and (b) the least subtle Orbitz advertising ever.

ok but there was no make up on that infant, right? like they can let chicago just be a beautiful baby for a little while, while mom can go off and give herself glam conjunctivitis all day every day if she so chooses, but the baby is perfect as is, right?