I was outside a club and a guy wearing a “tarzan” costume was standing and gesticulating wildly, which caused a wad of money and his ID, to fall from his loincloth. He didn’t notice and it was a little crowded so I moved closer to him and kicked the bundle into the street. When he walked away, I went and picked it up.…

I have no interesting Halloween stories so I’ll just share this tweet, which sent me into such a howling laughter fit upon first seeing it that I had to flee my cube and go be hysterical in an empty conference room.

Back in 1997 I was finishing up college, and nursing a few crushes around town. I accepted a date with a handsome but awkward nerd boy for a Halloween party. I was dressed as Little Red Riding hood. He forgot a costume. The date was dull. Terribly dull. Minutes after my date told me has was a virgin because “he was too…

Must....resist....being....a jerk...

I kicked and destroyed a porch pumpkin on a dare . So it still shocks me that in a village of 300 our ONLY cop spotted us at that very moment. We all ran, but I was the only one who got caught. And I was ‘collard’ a tad roughly because I was 15 with a pixie cut and looked like a boy from the neck down. I made up an…

So true. When I was significantly underweight I looked 10 years older. I’m 5'10" and had read that models were around 125, so I got to 130 before I realized I had a problem. I had been 350 lbs and always imagined that being super thin would be the answer to everything. Of course it wasn’t. I’m trying to strike a…

The irony is that weight loss often makes you look even older. Aging sucks some of the fat from your face, leaving your skin more slack and lined, and weight loss can make that even more pronounced. You can try to replace that fullness with fillers, but it’s never going to look as good as real fat.

I remember when Jessica and Elizabeth were a ‘perfect size 6'

I wanted to be about 110 lbs. when I was younger, because I thought that was the ideal weight. I’m 5’8 and what my mother would describe as “solid.” I will never be 110 lbs, it’s just not how I’m built. And if I was, I should be concerned. I think the smallest I’ve ever been was in high school, when I was 140 lbs. 

For years, I was obsessed with thinking that 100 pounds was my ideal weight because I’m only 5 feet tall. Now that I have a teenage daughter who is actually that size because she’s a gymnast/ cheerleader and naturally petite, I know that weight is never meant for me as an adult woman. I would look frail and absurd as…

and Kanye West too. Likely. 

Anyone else think it’s weird that both the burner trolls with brand new accounts that have never commented on anything but this article have been given male monikers?

If Kim hates her ass now, I wonder what she’s going to think about her face in another 5-10 years. You can’t just keep working on stuff forever, and unlike your ass, your face kind of has to be out there at all times. Pump the brakes, girl! She already has a different face in every image on her IG, in editorials, etc.

And that’s what makes people make baaaaad surgery decisions before they even need them.... and surgery just doesn’t age well. Never does. The boobs end up looking like two oranges at the end of tube-socks, the fillers look like horrible mushroomy lumps, the eyes get pulled into that…

not sure how Kylie can be insecure about her post baby body when her butt, boobs, lips, hips, and face have all been surgically altered. I don’t mind people enhancing themselves,no judgement here just be safe. BUT i do have an issue when people continuously and ridiculously lie about it

But they trade on their bodies. They literally fetishize themselves and then make money off of it. When you are lying to teens about how your lips got so plump, then selling lip kits, don’t you invite some snark? When you sell books about weight loss and have a show called “Revenge Body,” but your body changes are…

Talking about the older Kardashians here but it’s my experience as a middle aged lady that wealthy women who have traded on their physical appearance really start to panic as they get older And by panic I mean as their faces age they start to control what they can. They get superskinny, buy new boobs, do all sorts of…

I only know the Kardashians from Jez and maybe Buzzfeed.

Fucking sick of it also. The Kardashian influence on young impressionable girls makes me angry. They are hollow, shallow creatures who do nothing but plump their lips, pout into their iPhones, strip off and consume themselves with their self image. Talking about looking anorexic as a positive thing and batting around…

I haven’t weighed myself in 16 years. Not since I started treatment for anorexia nervousa.  And once I successfully completed treatment, I refused to look back.  It feels fucking fantastic.  I have no idea what the number is.