I respectfully disagree with Julia’s position, and I think the Hallmark Channel will back me up here. Sure you have to write your rom coms for over 30 differently but they still work. They just might not sell on Netflix.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one fixated on this. Does the GMG union not get insurance for everyone? Flu shots should be free!

Look who suddenly wants back into the LGBT+ fold now that Trump doesn’t care about her anymore...

“Hadid, 22,”

He’s Canadian. Perhaps he doesn’t feel our dysfunction is his problem.

He’s also Canadian, so maybe he pays more taxes?

Maybe he should have called himself The Fortnight then.

Rebel Wilson can afford to live next door to Meg Ryan and Justin & Jessica?

I’m more hung up on why you paid for a flu shot? By me, the Walgreens/CVS/Bartells gives them out for free. Same with the medical center I go to, even if you don’t have insurance. 

Fabulously wealthy people live in 60k a month condominiums while homeless black folk live on the street below their palatial marble walls. Sick bro 

$60,000 Tribeca condo? Is that a typo? 

*Diane, not Denise. Carla versus Diane.

2 solutions:
cat holes in every door
living in a loft with no doors.

I chose the second one. I haven’t slept past 7am in 3 years but I get woken up by about half an hour of cuddles, which is better than meowing.

“Why can’t I have the good table?”

Cuz that table you want is in Carla’s section and Carla’s on a smoke break, but if Carla comes back and finds Denise waiting on a table in her section there’s gonna be a murder. 

You can't have it because nobody fucking likes you.

As a 12-year veteran of SAR, one of the most important things to do is stay on the goddamn trail. No, you won’t get a better cell signal if you just climb to the top of that hill. No, a shortcut through the bushes won’t save you time. Chances are that the trail avoids a major hazard such as a slot canyon or steep…

Okay, I explained everything to your cat and she says she’ll think about it.  Also, she asked for some smoked salmon.  Thought I’d pass that info on to you.

“sleep with the door closed”

I have one: DON’T WEAR FUCKING HEADPHONES WHILE DRIVING.