I had to scroll back, and it doesn’t even look like she’s wearing them. She’s just kind of standing on top of them.

I am so angry that Celine’s aesthetic has changed from yes, I am that refined, elegant bitch to trash disco aesthetic.

A bell-sleeve would have improved this a la 60s gogo dancer. Or that woman who sings groove is in the heart:

The outfit is 2018 Schiaparelli and her purse is 2015 also Schiaparelli.

I’m getting Cardi B burnout. Literally a third of your Dirt Bags have led with her. Trashy people bicker publicly and endlessly. Who gives a shit.

I dunno but fun story: My 14yo cousin visited from England this past summer and told us she and her friends really wanted to do the Ke Ke dance, but didn’t know anyone “old enough to drive but irresponsible enough to let us do it.” Cut to, my (58yo) dad coming in the room and Cousin saying, “Uncle [Trouvee’s Dad],…

God, I had a pair of shoes like that. I loved how they looked while I was standing in front of a mirror at the shoe store, but I fucking hated them & my life by the end of the night.

Hedi Slimane, you suck. If someone like Dakota doesn’t look good in this dress, no-one will. I’ll hate you forever for ruining Céline.

Those shoes are the real crime. Platforms AND spiky 4" (or higher??) heels AND very thin straps at the toe box AND no counter-balancing ankle strap or even a sling back?? I am a skilled wearer of heels of all varieties, and I can tell you that those simply cannot be walked in. You’d have to keep your toes permanently…

I actually kind of like it but it does need adjustments because it’s not sure which way it wants to be.  I do wish the skirt were just one length- that asymmetry is too much. Either much longer and embrace the drama...or shorten the band at the waistline and reduce a little volume in the sleeves and I think it could…

Just sayin’.

The CS dress is lovely. DJ’s dress just screams “MOIST” to me, as in moist to the point of dripping. It looks like it’s about to drip :(

Is Tilda’s jacket an Elsa Schiaparelli reproduction (or vintage original?) those hand closures are very Schiap. And now I can’t stop thinking about Schiaparelli buttons and giggling.

Hey Tilda. If you ever get tired of the Hollywood riff-raff swing by and see me. We can hang out, have some coffee, become BFFs. Call me.

If that dress had been long I think it would be better. It looks weird as hell to have the weird long bell sleeves with a mini skirt. It’s definitely too red though.

I’ve began eye-rolling at everything Cardi B says now.

Kylie and Travis don’t look as miserable as the new parents who drag infants to Disney. While I understand the dream of wanting to show the kiddo a favorite place, the looks of abject misery on all their faces seems like a trip to hell with more fun colors.

Was the “Look Miserable” thing supposed to be a joke? Cuz they look cute and happy. I don’t know why I’m defending celebrities this morning but i can’t find it in me to snark on objectively nice things when there’s so many bad things to spend my negative energy on.

I find all Stans grating and annoyingly childish. Doubly so if your over 18 and still Stanning like that. Also the naming of Stan mobs is disturbing. Being a fan is fine, great even, very normal. But Stan? I think the song sort of covered the issues there.

I personally choose to align myself with the “Swifties” but on the real ..... it’s time that Cardi trademarks a crew ..... an indentifying body will really boost one ‘s career