This is both horrifying and hilariously stupid. A pizza cutter. A fucking pizza cutter. The giant asteroid cannot come soon enough.

This story would have been so much better if their diabolical plan was thwarted by werewolves mauling and killing them. But all the werewolves in Florida have been killed by invasive boas. Respect the environment. 

I’m starting to suspect JoJo is like Melisandre in Game of Thrones: take off the bow and her true old woman form will be revealed

I used to subscribe to Girls’ Life as a tween and I’m 99% certain that’s where I first learned the term “BFF” (also “the ’rents”).

GF Bennies = Gluten-Free Eggs Benedict

Gahhhhhhhhh, Jojo! Lay off the hair bows for awhile, I’m noticing tension alopecia!

I suspect this is also true of the non-functioning ID. I wonder how many other minority students have IDs that mysteriously don’t function correctly?

I would not want to be the soup kitchen manager who has to put up with this dumb bigot for three days.  

It’s a feature, not a bug

Literally US policy for over 100 years.

This entire story is insane. How’d they even cross paths? My inital reaction to this is holy shit 16 years is such a huge gap, that to enter into this (knowingly, for him) is a huge red flag. Then you read that the dude was a sex predator, and that pretty much explains everything.

Yet another shining example of Catch-22 in action.

I’m starting to think that its POC that should be wearing body cameras 100% of the time, and not just the police.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if people had reported his comments to Facebook and they said it didn’t violate their standards. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve reported racist and extreme misogynist stuff and Facebook’s been like, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

I read an article recently where a woman was cyberbullied by a man because she replied to his comment on a controversial news story - apparently he was angry about her reply, looked up her profile and started sending abusive emails, trying to mess with her finances, etc. I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy saw a…

You’d be surprised at how many people have totally open, public Facebook pages. Some of them do it on purpose (they want views or have a specific person that they are enticing/trying to make jealous) but many are just old and ignorant. 

Sometimes, random stuff just happens...

I searched his name, and the guy’s black, so we probably will.

pretty sexist to describe a 28 year old female journalist as a child