Sexuality is only good when it’s of benefit to you, remember?

SCORE!

Now he just has to kick that 3 point penalty shot.

Janet, bow to you. Not only you did not lose your dignity by apologizing to Les Meabusive but also had the last laugh!

That was literally the funniest line from that entire episode.

Yeah, I still am mad that JT was invited to perform at the SuperBowl in Minneapolis. Fuck him & Les Moonves. They’re both assholes.

“You took my dogs?”

So, Perry, your measure of respect for an artist is...the fact that they have to eat somewhat regularly and generally prefer to have a roof over their heads like the rest of us? The nature of acting is hustling between gigs, unless you’re one of the very few lucky ones to have struck mega-stardom level.

May Les only know shame, failure, and the inability to have his thirst quenched when he drinks liquids.

I wonder what kind of weird things he’s doing around the White House that they aren’t talking about

Hey! Ordering random, inappropriate shit from Amazon is *my* thing! He can't have it.

Before they were campaign rallies for 2020, but now they are midterm campaign rallies. He’s supposed to do 35 more before the election. He was just here last week, and he’s coming back before November!

I know I’m just screaming into the void.... BUT WHY IS HE STILL HOLDING RALLIES?! 

It so warms my heart to know that Trump, the eternal snob, is now forced to wallow in the loser solace that he can only find in America’s crappy backwater towns. I can only imagine the choice words he had to say about Billings as he was driving to the rally. Did they eat at the Famous Dave’s after the speech? Did he…

Do you also smell burning toast?

I think he’s ordering some edamame.

It’s a damned shame he’s rich enough to be able to avoid the early death he (his lifestyle, diet, personality) so richly deserves. I wish I were able to cut the edges off that statement with humor, but I can’t anymore. I just want him dead and out of our collective lives.* The world would inarguably be better for it.

More disturbing than funny. Ok, maybe a little funny, especially with the old fart behind him mouthing “anonymous.” But he’s been doing more of that loose-dentures lisp, as well as forgetting words, sometimes looking behind him for some sort of backup. He’s definitely starting to blow more circuitry. I wonder what…

This could very well be indicative of a mini-stroke, and a warning that something much more severe could possibly be on the horizon, health-wise.

This is some covfefe.