People calling out this bullshit criticism != defending the song.

*You’re

Okay, Jezebel has now become a parody of itself.

Lol

Yes, that was the whole point of her comment.

“You were always unavailable to my parents and I, despite appointments,” Buhr said

No need for an app, moderators have been doing this probably forever with written questions.

That’s just what my hair does . . . and I wash it every day. So, thanks, I feel great about myself now.

She’s stuffed herself into a dress that’s too small and also she’s just not a very attractive person. Not her fault and not a character flaw, but still true.

Yup!

She’s 27. She’s not a girl.

Ok, Johnny.

Is this author new? Maybe she didn’t get the memo yet.

The music festival isn’t in Palm Springs . . . ? Pretty close by, yeah, but definitely not in. 

 I don’t agree with the outrage. Not only was this rule strictly enforced by WMATA, I’ll let you guess which demographic groups were most often the targets. If I didn’t know the rule had changed, I’d be pissed to see this, too. 

Lol I bet you’re the kind of dude who pulls this shit and then wonders why nobody will fuck him.

I am also not a fan of aperol spritzes (although I am most definitely not militantly against them; enjoy them if they’re your thing!) but a Capri Sun after soccer practice on a hot day sounds like heaven. 

It’s not a compliment, it’s a power move. Just like cat calling and other kinds of harassment.

She’s not making money from being in Dirt Bag.

No. It’s not.