Oh, that wasn’t dumb. She did that on purpose.

Yes, I’m sure she meant it completely literally.

Your subject-verb agreement issues are really driving me crazy.

But so like real life!

You’re sure about that, huh?

But cheating is part of the daughters’ story, whether they like it or not! Whether or not they knew about it (and I personally think they knew enough since they posed for fake photos), they benefited from this cheating. Life’s not fair, Olivia and Other One. Sorry it took you this long to learn that.

I like baking soda toothpastes because after using them for a while everything else tastes too sweet for me. That’s my only toothpaste opinion.

Ewww. No, of course not. I thought they were ugly the first time around and think they’re even uglier now.

If the kids indeed turn out dumb

The daughters are objectively dumb, though. You know, otherwise their parents wouldn’t have had to pay $500k to get them in.

But this is sterile, not soothing!

Haha you think Snowden doesn’t have a need for attention?

Wow, dude, super cool!

It’s a joke cuz she didn’t fill out her college applications herself either.

Well wage growth has been stagnant, so it makes sense to me.

Why can’t this man just apologize?? For this, for Anita Hill; just take some fucking responsibility for your actions, dude.

I’m gonna be super pedantic here about “protected class.” There really isn’t such a thing -- technically everybody is in a protected class because you can’t discriminate on the basis of race, sex, etc, and everybody has those characteristics. It’s not like straight, white, and male is “neutral” and everything else is…

Ha, I snorted when I got to Wilmer.

Jade is her middle name. It’s not “Ms. Jade.”

That was the uniform when I was in college 10 years ago. Is that still current? I would have expected fashion to move on.