The oldest millennials are almost 40, dude. 

Do they really?

This is a really weird thing to get your undies in a bunch about, especially since you totally misread the original post.

You’ve clearly never met a hoarder. It is not anywhere near minor on the scale of flaws.

Oh for fucks sake, she’s also not JUST an athlete. She can be a multi-faceted human being recognized for her greatness in more than one area!

He’s an adult capable of making his own choices and I’m sure he, more than any of us, knew what a marriage to Miley Cyrus would be like before doing it. 

I 100% agree and I hope Jordyn got a HUGE ache I for agreeing to be the fall guy. 

Oh, these are much better. Thanks for the link!

I went to grad school with a bunch of insufferable Minnesotans who I hated and they all loved Amy Klobuchar and I’m sure she’s great but she’s forever tainted for me because of that. Hot dish isn’t actually good, Anna!

Nobody is saying that.

Read a little closer. They’re not saying their salary increased. They’re saying their take home pay increased. But thanks for your erroneously placed rant.

Nah. It’s serious, and there are very good policy reasons for it. So, you can shove it.

1. No, it’s not.

Literally nobody is saying you have to have a complicated skincare routine. You do you! I bet you also have really great genes on your side! But AOC can get as complicated as she wants and so can anybody else.

Yara Shahidi’s was best. Gemma Chan’s light pink with the black belt looks super dated to me and not fresh at all. Also the black belt on Elizabeth Moss’s dress was super weird; it would have looked way better without it.

Pleaded guilty. The past tense is pleaded. Nobody who works for Gawker knows that, apparently. 

I immediately assumed a man was responsible for this.

Oh, sweetie, I hope you have better things to do with your time than be appalled at modern culture. You definitely are old.

Okay, I think I’m actually starting to feel sorry for these kids. It must suck to have your relationship so publicly and intensely scrutinized.

Right, there’s no chance any of this was hyperbole on her part. We should definitely trash her for this one statement she made in one interview. Don’t forget to set a calendar reminder for 18 years from now so you can check in and tell her you told her so.