Is there any car that 8-spoke Panasports don't look good on?

Anal Galaxie

Ha, you guys know April Fools Day was last week, right? ...Right? ....Guys?

Stiffer, longer and wider chassis

A Street Soul Named “Desire”

Step 1: Take Challenger T/A off trailer, hoon repeatedly.

Because soft, Corinthian leather.

Native 'Murican

I know it's stupidly overpriced but I don't care, this thing is too weird not to love!

(Insert obligatory "Junk in Your Trunk" joke here)

New York/Northeast. The Adirondacks and surrounding areas have some awesome roads and scenery, and "Clarkson University" is just begging for a visit. And there's tons of petrolheads up here to boot.

1,750 lbs and drag coefficient of 0.189? LS1 swap anyone?

Gotta say I always preferred the look of the 997, but goddamn this is sharp! The scoops and vents and wings and such really go well with the already butch lines of the standard car. Now get on with the RS version Porsche!

A cloud of gentlemanly, debonair smoke. 

Best sleeper of all time?

Put one of these:

I spy some TVR action in the far left

I spy a TVR Griffith and S?

If the 930 is a 911 turned up to eleven, then the 934 is a 911 turned up to twenty-two.

They're driving an Xterra.