Ah, well right you are Kenny. That kind of ruins it
Obligatory Jackie Stewart referenct.
General Altimax Arctics all the way. They kept my rear-wheel-drive deathtrap out of trouble all last winter, and they're studdable too.
I <3 megaphones.
Porsche 911. It tells you what number to call for assistance after you wrap it around a tree.
And folks, that isn't even the worst part. The worst part is that it wasn't what he said, but rather the way he said it. From the sound of his voice, it seems like he sees a lot of ten grand repairs. It seems like he's seen a lot of customers cry in his presence. It seems like his house is filled with plasma…
And so on and so forth
Last-gen Chrysler 200 rental car. I've never driven a car that tried so hard to be upmarket while still remaining utter shit in every regard.
Throw on a good set of snow tires and an old 911 makes for a seriously solid winter driver.