I <3 megaphones.

Porsche 911. It tells you what number to call for assistance after you wrap it around a tree.

And folks, that isn't even the worst part. The worst part is that it wasn't what he said, but rather the way he said it. From the sound of his voice, it seems like he sees a lot of ten grand repairs. It seems like he's seen a lot of customers cry in his presence. It seems like his house is filled with plasma…

Throw on a good set of snow tires and an old 911 makes for a seriously solid winter driver.

"Ya like pornos kid?"

Huh, looks like a nod to the Porsche 917 gear knob, I like it.

I think Volkswagen just out Lotus-ed Lotus.

Holy shit this is tempting

"My new Cobalt is a decapitating, eviscerating, asphyxiating, lacerating, debilitating, Kevorkianesque horrific rolling sarcophagus of a car!" - Unnamed GM Employee

Oh. my. god. Please tell me these will make it to the public show!

That's totally an Accord bro

Boutique builder Local Motors, best known for the fierce-looking Rally Fighter, has taken to crowdsourcing capital for their latest endeavor— a line of steampunk-styled motorized bicycles.

The only question is, which side would you rather be on?

In your last episode with Leno, you joke about how people constantly ask you if the funny things you say are part of a bit. In that regard, do you ever find your reputation as a comedian intrusive or frustrating when trying to just carry on a normal day?

Ok how has no one made a .gif of this!?

This one, because it's mine! And because it got me home after a 200 mile drive through a mountain blizzard last night

Seriously what is going on in this picture?

Yup. Better than the drop-top. And also:

Charcoal is a "flashy color" now?

I used to volunteer at an air museum that had one of the airframes used in the movie on display.