I’m sorry to say I didn’t see Young Lust on there ...

As someone who has listened to every album multiple times over the last 30 years, I just had to do my own Top 40. I won’t bore people with everything, but here’s my Top 10:

I’ve gotta self-rescue ... DEEZ NUTZ!!!

I’ve kind of stopped judging the quality of Rick & Morty, similarly to how I’ve stopped judging Bob’s Burgers or Family Guy or most any other long-running animated program. They’re just comfort food at this point; a heaping bowl of chili I can fart my way through for 30 minutes.

This looks like the shittiest of all shit sandwich months of movies I’ve ever seen outside of literally any February.  How many times can I go back and re-watch Barbenheimer?

That’s chowdah! Chowdah! I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!

Sounds like he should’ve lived with that Dude You’re Getting A Dell guy, who always had age-appropriate partners, as is my understanding ...

Nice dig to put Key & Peele above Chappelle’s Show ...

JUST FUCK ALREADY ...

Like that Nirvana song, right?  Rope Me?

Stay out of Malibu, Henley!  Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

But, on the fourth hand, I think we can all agree Grimace is the most aptly-named character for what this product is ...

I can’t in my wildest dreams imagine how Jerry Seinfeld would relate to this person ...

That whole 36 counties thing is rich considering if it weren’t for the Electoral College, I don’t think there’d be another Republican president.  But, the national popular vote means jack shit, so here we are ...

I hung in there until Beverly Hills, then I was pretty much out for good.  I keep wondering if I should dip my toe back in on the newer stuff, but there’s just so much damn Weezer out there now ...

The only answer I’ll accept is the pie from Thinner ...

I can’t stand The Shining miniseries, but the shameless Dark Tower adaptation truly deserves to be #1. As the book series is the greatest achievement in King’s career, to get the first film adaptation attempt so egregiously wrong is unforgivable. There’s nothing interesting or entertaining about what made it to…

I guess I don’t understand the economics of owning and operating a streaming service. Does it cost a significant amount of money to let a canceled show just sit there?

One long one, a couple of smaller nuggets, REAL smelly ...

You know, you don’t have to include EVERY album on lists like these. Two songs from Reload seems like two too many. And I think we can all agree only the fart-sniffingest Metallica fans have reverence for Lulu ...