Can audience members sue the band for Vince Neil’s singing voice sounding like a dying mule?  They’re all getting old; maybe it’s time to make good on that promise of them retiring from touring altogether ...

Are you high?!  Rocky III is the best Rocky movie of all time, the best boxing movie of all time, and in the top three best sports movies of all time!

8 episodes is probably TOO long, right guys?  I think everyone’s in agreement that 4 or 5 is probably enough ...

I never really understood why @Midnight ended in the first place. It always seemed to be inexpensive with fine ratings for the timeslot, with lots of Internet presence and viral video potential.  Unless Hardwick behind the scenes was just too annoying ...

I forgot to mention, I’m planning to blow up the dam with you inside.

It’s gonna be one of the great musicals ...

2 Legit 2 Quit Cooking Milhouse ...

God, imagine being his assistant ...

It’s time for a Yo!

Where’s the painted-over moustache?!  They’ve never improved over Cesar Romero ...

The gritty reboot is called “Melmac” and it’s a prequel series all about the nuclear war that destroyed an entire planet. Honestly, sign me up for five seasons right now ...

Children of the Cornmeal?

I wish In Living Color would re-form every year just to do a competing halftime show like they did back in the day ...

I have to go now.  My planet needs me.

I can only imagine Eeyore’s voice for mine, but then again, I’m no Tommy Lee ...

Oh no, he’s banned from United - the worst of all major airlines - whatever will he do?  I’d rather fly City Airlines out of South Park, CO ...

Every flash-forward series ending from now on is going to have to leave a few seconds for a title card, “Insert Future Reboot Here”, just to cover all their bases ...

Mouthy Asshole Years is a great line, and the perfect descriptor of my teenage self as well (though I graduated high school in 1999 and you’ll have to take my self-imposed Gen X label from my cold, dead hands) ...

I’m starting a write-in campaign for a Dethklok version, if anyone’s interested ...

God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic Pagan scum!