Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!

If you got time to lean, you got time to bean ...

I didn’t realize the last Top 500 list came out so long ago.  I think that was the issue where I ultimately decided I wasn’t going to renew my subscription.  You know what?  I haven’t missed it one bit ...

But, when is it going to show up on whatever streaming service I already subscribe to so I can watch it for “free”?

Bustin’ makes me feel good ...

For that kind of money, they certainly didn’t just Give It Away did they?

“Prank” is a strong word here ...

Can somebody answer THIS question though:  why will I read literally every article I find about the Steamed Hams segment?  I think I’ve been cursed ...

Especially since ... I never knew her character’s name was Cara Dune.  I don’t know the names of MOST characters on that show.  There’s Mando, Grogu, That Guy Who Was On Breaking Bad, That Guy From Arrested Development Who Talked About Getting A Stew Going, and, of course, who could forget Bill Burr?

Glad I shorted the stock of Starfuckers Inc.

That picture at the top looks FUCKING DISGUSTING, is all I have to comment here, thank you.

Part of me wouldn’t mind going back and unwatching Game of Thrones, but I think I’ve gotten more entertainment by how much everyone hated the final season(s) than I did actually watching them ...

And in Karen News ...

I unboxed this unboxing article and what I found will shock you!  Namely:  this article isn’t a box ...

My favorite Eric Andre appearance of all time is still his run-in with The Jeselnik Offensive with T.J. Miller.  Just pure insanity (plus he had the greatest Oprah shirt on that I wish I could pull off) ...

I mean, so should we get a march on Lincoln going, or ...

I went to plenty of music festivals in the decade after this and spoiler alert: the prices for food and drink never did go down. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: provide enough shitters and your festival will be fine ...

I was thinking the same thing.  Unless Tosh’s personal salary is through the roof, at which point do you need his particular brand of comedy to make this conceit work?  Hasn’t Ridiculousness proven that literally any unfunny white man can host a show like this and have it be successful in the 18-34 white male demo?

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