Well, to be fair, I have been masquerading as a whole human being for YEARS when I am actually just a vagina.

RA Dickulous just lost it when he got that error, huh. It was a sad and frustrating night in my living room! I had to go upstairs and put my Mets had on, rally cap style. It didn't work :(

They are contemplating the powers of ten.

If only the Mets could perform with RISP.

I had two stomach ulcers when I was 20 years old. I named them "A-Rod" and "Derek Jeter".

Hmm, true. Still, I am way too lazy to ever do it, except when I've just washed the sheets.

Meh, I was bored. But dear god he was so boring. He offered NOTHING in the way of conversation.

Oh you're making me hungry ;)

I have never gotten a satisfactory explanation for why one should make the bed every day, unless someone is going to see it. I'm just going to get back in it later!

If only....

Well, I'M the chef, and I ate the chicken and waffles ;) HE was the dude who didn't know what they were.

SERIOUSLY. I was just upset that I didn't have any collard greens with my meal. But really, how can you not know about chicken and waffles?! I'm not even from the south, and I know about it!

Yes! AND he likes facts even more than I do.

I don't even think it's that serious! Baseball! Food! I'm not trying to talk about the nature of language or what I'm doing with my life! Oh man.

This is about how much work I got done today.

HIM: Hi SCC, as a chef, what's your favorite dish to cook?

Usually I have the IM function on OKCupid turned off, but I turned it on tonight to see if anyone wanted to talk baseball. I will post the transcript ITR....

I am not, however, the way this game is going I might die.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Baseball in the summer time. Nothing is better.