bitch whatever! you have her swagger, plus 60 points. fuck that, you do you.

2 large eggs

can't find a pic of her abs, but this is what i'm picturing.

you'll need eggs

Me too! It's all about finding the proper mix! Like I said, that was my partner. I blog under the name "Bloomsday" and she's "Euphoric St". I think her first JBP is tomorrow, but not sure.

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Ohhh salted meats, eh? Have you ever had bacon chocolate?

Isn't GoT already smutty fanfic to begin with?

Oh, bubble baths! How do you keep the books dry? I always get the pages a little soggy.

Mmmm but they're so delicious.

Yes to all of that. Something about the flannel shirts.... damn what is it? LOL.

Reposting from Groupthink b/c I forgot it was Friday!

Ugh, I was on the OKStupid. So many weirdos. It sucks when they seem normal and turn out to be NOT. Just enjoy "me time" and raise a glass to bullet dodged!

Oh my god that's amazing. My friends and I are planning a 70's/disco themed slipnslide, kiddie pool party. Mandatory Daisy Dukes, or Daisy Dudes for the men. Bell bottoms or other era appropriate garb also acceptable. Basically gonna get drunk, dance, and splash around!

Tell me more.... this sounds like something my friends and I would do

Should say it all...

Promoted for the giggling you inflicted on me.

Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip the veal, try the waitress.

You're a guy, so it sounds perfect.

Sounds like a euphemism for a particularly queef-y vulva, if you ask me.