“It was a joke for (my husband).”

People keep asking “why switch,” but it appears that the initial first 5 days to get through the blastocyst stage, the embryo is in a “receptacle” — i.e. the INVOCell device. The embryo would have to be removed from that device regardless—whether it occurred in a lab or whether the device was implanted into someone…

I thought it was a Saved By the Bell name...

Colin Kaepernick is not on an NFL roster.

Our president became current-times famous, and thought of as a good businessman (instead of mostly as a miserable failure/joke punchline) literally because of a reality show.

The Bengals highlighting how terrible Jameis is by allowing his Journeyman backup to destroy worlds, while still winning the game, is a Top 5 Franchise accomplishment

The evidence also suggests she’s playing Kathy, a girl I knew in high school who had dark hair.

Sure, Winston may be a piece of shit person and a sexual assaulter, but to his credit, he's also really bad at professional football 

That might've been worse than his fumble against Oregon. 

Is he...still, though? People are allowed to lose their shit and get it back together, especially when they suffer from the mental health problems that JC does.

Hey, even blind squirrels sometimes find acorns.

I think it’s a typo. It was $450 per Bortle, but the alcohol cost a lot more.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

Right? That response makes absolutely no sense. What’s troubling is the VP of business affairs getting involved in officiating. Why would he even need to comment on matters such as those?

Making fun of Rutgers football never gets old. 20+ years ago, a friend from high school went there. My other buddy went to a Halloween party on campus dressed as a Rutgers football player, and carried a basketball all night. 

Right on. I get it now.

Unless you stapled a thousand dollar bill to each page I pretty much guarantee the AD never saw pages 2 or 3.

If that’s the reason then maybe ditch Ohio State as well. 

Wait, why ditch Michigan State and not Nebraska? In recent years Michigan State’s been better than Nebraska and it’s been in the league for much, much longer.

On the plus side, you get to watch the rest of the Big Ten instead of Pitt, Syracuse and UConn.