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It's art that I appreciated therefore it's a total success. Plus it inspired a character in Mortal Combat and had a beholder. 

It made $11M domestically and was the 71st biggest movie of 1986. I love that movie to death and could watch it right now, but it was a box office bomb and the way it has grown in popularity makes it the very definition of “Cult Classic.” Buckaroo Banzai did even worse and it should be obvious how I feel about that

I would watch the shit out of old Kurt Russell being old Jack Burton. The very shit I say. 

And even Carpenter isn’t sure why you’d want to remake/reboot/continue Big Trouble, especially since it didn’t exactly set the box office on fire back in 1986: “That movie wasn’t a success.”

I don’t mean to be ageist, but Kurt Russell’s a bit old to play Dwayne Johnson, isn’t he?

Okay Hugh’s aggressively masculine burner account!

Took a look at the webpage for this league (hint: all the logos look the same) and....wow. How about this: Brad Childress is coaching the Atlanta Legends. And his offensive coordinator is Mike Vick!

How about Organization of American Football?

I thought the players were supposed to be the amateurs.

You sound like you make a lot money from the comfort of your home.

Freeze Condition Blamed on Climate Change

Can’t violate rules that haven’t been written yet.

A big, limp dick is still a limp dick there rusty

He was the only one on the list I like.

I’m betting at some point he’s used “Comin’ on your blind side!” during said hooker banging.

Benefit of the doubt here for a good, Christian man. He might have been begging them to find Christ and repent their sins.

Reveling when a bible-thumper gets caught with his pants down is something I’ll never tire of.

A DOZEN? Well, as another famous Mr. Freeze once said: