I know your post is well-crafted should be hilarious, but I can’t anymore. I’m exhausted, and there’s years to go.

lester holt: it’s july 20th, 2017 and welcome to nbc nightly news. jesus, are you fucking kidding me?

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

If you are going to vandalize a truck, I would prefer you do it without firing 18 fucking rounds near me. So yeah, that he used a gun is a major problem for me. Also, the act of damaging the trucks is also but at least is just standard no danger to anyone else asshat. And dumb as hell. I think anyone even moderately…

Well according to Florida Law it’s a first degree misdemeanor:

I hope our brave FIRST RESPONDER (ret.) was not injured while bravely defending our freedom!

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Try to keep it together this morning.

Give him a little bit of heart and soul. Don’t you make me beg for more.

Sweet, what year? If you’re not going to use it as your main machine, they’re super useful for server-side tasks.

I’ve worn contacts since I was a teenager. This is a very, very rare thing. Like, normal contact wearers don’t shove 27 contacts in and lose them. I actually can’t imagine how this wasn’t extremely painful. Two contacts would feel horrible. This woman and her eyes and her lack of ability to manage her contact wear is…

It’s really nothing to be afraid of, chum. The chances of this happening are about equal to choking yourself in your sleep with a blanket/sheet or falling asleep with your glasses on and them breaking. Heck, I think it’s less probable than the second one.

Sorry, but I’ve watched my father restore vehicles and saw the build sheets, and I really wish the $45k was bs. A very well done restomod where you’re not concerned about factory original can be done for $25k, that’s what his ‘71 Blazer ended up being after originally predicting 11-14k. It’s the small fine details…

Not one hour ago a lady cut me off not once, not twice, but three times, in the course of about half a mile. I wasn’t even too upset until the 3rd time she cut me off she braked checked me! Ya obviously I’m going to be right behind you, you just cut me off!

Maybe the grandfather had the cash to restore it over number of years, but the family that now owns it doesn’t have the cash to carry a high value insurance policy.

That’s interesting. I think this will be the first Pixar sequel without a time jump between films. Maybe it’ll depict a few months or years passing in a montage early in the second act?

Huge rating difference there. TWD is too much of a money maker for the network to cancel it over this.

Unlikely. The show is hella popular and stunt folks get injured fairly regularly. So long as there was no safety violations or other bullshit, this’ll likely fly. The show may be temporarily suspended while the unions do an investigation but everyone wants to get back to work.

Guess again.