Morbius - a film you never wanted to see, and still can’t.

Here to sour the mood in a surprise move is Sony with a sneak peak of Mobius

If they get the cast of Spider-Man: Far From Home to make a cameo here placing both the Sony and MCU Spider-Men within the Spider-Verse, we’ll have the superhero movie equivalent of a turducken. A...Spi-turducken.

This looks absolutely gorgeous.

“Pfft, I was butchering Austin hipsters with a chainsaw before it was cool.”

Leatherface would be even older than Michael Meyers, wouldn’t he? Is he going to be the one in the wheelchair this time?

Pfft, I was butchering Austin hipsters with a chainsaw before it was cool.

II'm beginning to think Fede Alvarez is a genuinely fucked up person 

The weirdest thing is that the whole turkey baster thing in Don’t Breathe seemed to be put in specifically because the crew was well aware that everyone would be rooting for the old blind man who’s just protecting his house from being robbed unless something made him an even bigger monster. So you’d think they’d know…

The leg lamp is too bizarre not to be real

Son of a bitch

Daawwwg Will Hunt

I forgot they were that close to each other. As if anyone needed proof Gamergate’s “actually it’s about ethics in journalism” was a massive lie.

Konami has basically been irrelevant since they launched MGS5 (their last AAA game) so there’s minimal risk with getting on their bad side. Activision, on the other hand, is still very relevant and Keighley doesn’t want to risk losing out on potential marketing deals with them.

An English class text in school had an excerpt from his book. In that version his family was too poor to buy Ovaltine themselves, so in order to get the decoder ring he would go through the trash of richer families for their discarded proofs of purchase. That made the decoded message of “Be sure to drink your…

The director agreeing to helm Porky’s II in exchange for getting to make A Christmas Story is the greatest “one for them, one for me” in the history of Hollywood.

Huh, you must be right, but I honestly don’t remember anything about newspaper puzzles — I always thought it was some bullshit work prize, like the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Performance in the Field of Excellence.

Its a major award!

It’s pretty obviously Italian, look at the labeling on the box.