TaumpyTearrs
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10/23/19
6:01 PM
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The best part is you can see below the header image that on the movie poster they must have used a Carolla pic from like ten years ago.

10/23/19
5:59 PM
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They have been going after high schools students too, if those students have the nerve to talk publicly about how they would prefer not to be shot to death in their schools. Hell, that environmental activist girl looks like she’s in middle school and they are totally willing to attack her. Remember, “conservatives” Read more

10/23/19
5:55 PM
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Have you ever heard about those devices that emit horrible sounds only young people can hear to keep them out of public spaces at night? Its like Fox News figured out the opposite of that, some kind of horrible signal that only attracts and makes sense to old brains losing their connection to reality. 

10/23/19
5:52 PM
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AND it was at least partially crowd-funded, because the millionaires need YOUR help (i.e. your money) to speak out about this horrible oppression!

10/23/19
5:50 PM
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Jebus, I know your pain. That was the only time I ever considered getting Youtube Premium or whatever, because even though I could skip the ad after 15 seconds, that 15 seconds made me want to throw a brick through my TV. Thankfully I haven’t seen one in a while, but I have been getting lots of Trump ads even though Read more

10/19/19
5:56 PM
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Its also weird how many joke-y articles about this fucker there are that fail to mention that he participated in filming child pornography and once physically assaulted a teenager, and that for some reason a judge was like “well, you did produce and distribute child pornography, but you just need to be set on the Read more

10/19/19
4:31 PM
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The first time I read it, I thought Fallon was being sexist and didn’t want a “lady” to say or do gross things. But after reading/hearing other info about Fallon and connecting it to his performances/persona, I realized he is more concerned in general with being cute or likable than being funny. Which is fine if you Read more

10/18/19
10:55 PM
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Man, after I got randomly logged out of kinja the other day I considered finally quitting commenting here, but then I see one of the old heads talking trash movies and had to find my burner password. Read more

10/16/19
8:31 PM
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I Know Who Killed Me is such wonderfully insane trash. Her “mom” furiously cleaning dishes while trying to ignore the incredibly loud fuck noises coming from her daughter’s room is hilarious. And yeah, I thought the Watchmen bit was supposed to be funny, too. Even if the scene itself isn’t a joke, it definitely ends Read more

10/16/19
8:22 PM
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I actually thought some of the bits on I Think You Should Leave were hilarious, but some were misses and since there is like less than two hours of it in total right now I didn’t think there was enough to judge it against the classics (and almost all my favorite sketches were in the first episode, so the solid first Read more

10/16/19
8:15 PM
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No prob. I used to have all the episodes to the short-lived show, too, but I think at some point I foolishly deleted them for space and they are probably lost in the ether now.

10/16/19
6:28 PM
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Well, at least this is a character that they can do whatever with and no one will care, because Shriek’s only memorable characteristic in the comic was competing with Black Cat for the “most improbable cleavage” award. (which Black Cat wins of course, because at that point in time her costume’s cleavage-gap literally Read more

10/16/19
5:27 PM
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Return of the Living Dead is so fucking good. One of the few horror comedies that can actually be scary in addition to the laughs. Re-watching it last Halloween, I was also struck by how damn efficient it was. You have the whole premise and the infectious smoke released before the opening credits. Not a single wasted Read more

10/16/19
4:49 PM
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The sketch format is naturally gonna be hit or miss, but if we can define consistently good as 50% or more of the sketches are good to great, I would say Mr. Show with Bob and David, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids in the Hall, Key and Peele, and Chappelle’s Show (if you ignore the zombie season). Birthday Boys came Read more

10/16/19
4:33 PM
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I have never read that book but I have seen that bit quoted like a dozen times and it always makes me smile. Amy rules, Jimmy drools. Also, I’m glad it gave her the exposure to eventually get Parks & Rec, but I always felt like it was a big step down (quality wise, not career wise) for Amy to go from the hilarious Read more

10/16/19
4:29 PM
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They actually have two different DVDs, I bought both of’em and they were well worth it. They were perfectly timed for me, because I was already a huge fan of Patton and Brian, I was just getting into Maria, and I had seen Zach in Dog Bites Man but had not seen his stand-up yet. Read more

10/13/19
9:48 PM
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And since unnecessary big movie soundtracks are no longer a thing, we don’t even have a chance of the movie accidentally birthing a dope-ass song like the Aaliyah/Timbaland track we got from the Murphy Dolittle.