TaumpyTearrs
taumpytearrs
Aug 9
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I had not heard about the Kweli thing so I just looked it up and uggggh. I haven’t been following him closely in recent years but he was one of my favorite rappers back in the day, how did that thoughtful dude end up becoming the type to bombard harassment at some poor random woman on Twitter? Does social media just Read more

Aug 9
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Dejoy also has a background in delivery in the private sector. He and his wife... declared millions of dollars in assets in USPS competitors and contractors earlier this year.” Read more

Aug 9
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I think Megan’s chest is real, even in some of those super tight outfits she had some jiggle going on. Bad fake boobs don’t move at all, good fake boobs can bounce as one uniform mass, but I have seen very few pairs of fake boobs that can actually jiggle (usually the result of someone who already had large breasts Read more

Aug 9
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I was so confused by that. I get attempting to make some kind of “radio friendly” version, but the video itself is raunchy enough that it wouldn’t have played on MTV back in the day so why put the censored song over the uncensored ass shaking?

Aug 8
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Also, didn’t he have a Jewish wife who often had to remind him of that fact when he was going off on anti-semitic rants?

Aug 8
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Hey, we’re talking reading material, not wank material! Oh no, now I am realizing that joking about jerking it to National Geographic ages me even more than reading an actual book on the toilet. I can’t even imagine trying to explain the concept to anyone who has grown up with constant access to computers, phones, and Read more

Aug 8
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Those little things really do frustrate. Like, why can’t I adjust the sound fx/music balance in Mario Kart 8? It seems like the game has great music, but I can never hear it over the constant din of character voices, engines, tires sliding, the power up pick up sound and the power ups being used. If I could just Read more

Aug 8
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Yeah, Nintendo will put out a console or console-adjacent thing and have it flop, then come back stronger next time. Sega had such a string of misfires or outright failures with the Sega CD, 32X, and Saturn that they were too wobbly to give the Dreamcast the support it needed. And they were ahead of the curve with Read more

Aug 8
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You actually need multiple CONSOLES. The island is locked to the console, so even having two different game cartridges on the same console wouldn’t let you have a separate island. My wife and I each have our own Switch and we shared one New Horizons game cart back and forth for a few weeks building our own islands bef Read more

Aug 8
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The fact that Sony allows mobile shovelware like Life of Black Tiger or the non-functional abominations produced by Gilson B. Pontes on their official Playstation Store seems to indicate that their vetting standard doesn’t go much beyond “Will this software break your Playstation? No? Put it on the store then!”

Aug 8
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Pretty sure since console bundles usually come with a download code those count as a digital sale. If these numbers did NOT include all the Mario Kart console bundles they sold then I would be surprised. Its at nearly 27 million copies and the various Switches have sold a total of 61 million consoles, so its user Read more

Aug 8
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Part of it is that its HUGELY popular in Japan: “Including download copies, the game had sold over two million in Japan by early 2018, making it the first home console game to do so in the country since 2010's Wii Party.” It was outselling Breath of the Wild and Odyssey there! Read more

Aug 8
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A fairly popular youtuber was talking about what games they think Nintendo might have in store, and they were big on the idea that a new Mario Kart was probably in development and I just laughed. Why would Nintendo bother making a new one when MK8 Deluxe is the best selling game on the console and its STILL selling Read more

Aug 8
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My god, have screens really corrupted us to the point that other people don’t keep books in/by their bathroom for toilet reading anymore? That’s where I do most of my comic reading!

Aug 8
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Man, I’ve watched that episode like 5 times already and never get tired of it. Joe’s pure joy is infectious. The bit where the pizza guy joins him in jamming out, then later the whole church joining him in the lyrics... The show in general is wonderfully sweet little gem of television, but that particular episode just Read more

Aug 8
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I’m sure I had some minor childhood attractions before Tia Carrere, but the combination of the Wayne’s World movies and True Lies made her my first full on “I am 9 years old but I want to marry this woman” crush. One of my favorite bits in The Birthday Boys sketch show a few years ago was a high school reunion where Read more