My country late president once say something along the line of

I’m pretty happy she was alive to see a black man become President. Fuck her and may she rest in hell.

It’s a shame she didn’t stick around a few months longer to see Trump get his butt kicked but at the very least she lived long enough to see most of her causes die pathetic wheezing deaths.

Hell no, he isn’t. I don’t go into a foreign country and act a fool. I respect the people, customs, land (inlcuding property) and culture. Maybe he is you.

The first rule of Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club is: you do not talk about Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club. The second rule of Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club is: you do not talk about Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club.

Including him saying “Screw you guys, I’m going home”.

Wait, so in this version Ryan Lochte fucked up someone elses property, acted like an asshole, and didn’t actually lose any money. He is the Trump of Urinegate 2016.

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

And I felt like that was a step below the Ciel...

Nope, not bothered. In fact, I can’t wait for the Nissan Tit. I’m going to motorboat it. I mean, tow my motorboat with it.

Meh. Well maybe not meh because it’s pretty good, but the Elmiraj is much much sexier.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

Seems like he was in denial.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

You must be new around here.

World record holder in the javelin catch.

I’m a state senator here in North Carolina and I am outraged. I’m introducing bill #500DTF to ban the obscene Fiat 500 ads proclaiming “Fits four!”

Panda!

Oh, yeah... he owned it:

In short: I didn't want to be a show-off asshat, but I tried showing off and ended up proving myself an asshat.