The proportions are wrong—so wrong, just like the wet stain growing in my lap HNnNnnnngggh

I believe your story because it sounds like something that would happen. That woman has some growing up to do.

Bait someone into saying

The Internet rage machine... so without those this guy would be able to just keep lawfully refusing service to “ghetto” “primates”? The lucid, intelligent response would be, “This guy seems like an angry psycho, possibly with emotional issues, certainly not a normal, socially adjusted racist like myself. Glad he got…

Yeeeeeahhh calling “ghetto” people “monkees”....maybe he needs to spend a morning shadowing the manager at a Walmart.

You described the difference between justice and injustice. That matters. The writer here outlined the case—no one jumped to any conclusions.

I’m a state senator here in North Carolina and I am outraged. I’m introducing bill #500DTF to ban the obscene Fiat 500 ads proclaiming “Fits four!”

So were they spotted the old fashioned way, by pilots with their noses pressed against the windows? Or by cameras with text recognition software? Or...? Sometimes I feel that in your haste to publish you don’t tell the whole story.

A proofreader corrected it to S3. Then an editor corrected it to S4. Then the writer corrected it. Then a passing janitor emptying wastebaskets re-corrected.

THE TESLA MODEL 3 SCROTUM TICKLE: THIS IS IT (CONTINUED)

I’ve yet to see any writer on Jalopnik defend the need for safety or the need to preserve irreplaceable works of art. Ridiculous.

1. To those saying this not the place for this comment, you seem to have mistaken the comments section of a news blog with a funeral.