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Yes. Because AMERICA, God damn it. I can see it now...

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I see your bear, and raise you a moose family playing in sprinklers!

Nonsense! Behold! Evidence of our doom!

I magnify that by bear

Ooh...ducks fly. Magnify duck by bear, and you have flying bears.

...seriously, though, don’t feed the frigging bears....

“how would you measure that aggression, in bear?”

An unwieldy unit of measurement, the Bear. But we’ll still probably adopt it before metric.

Dear idiots: please never, never do this. It’s always super adorable when a grizzly that has been habituated by tourists attacks and kills a local. Sincerely: locals who live, hike, bike and run in grizzly populated areas.

The Death of Ranger Smith: The Untold Yogi Story

That look at the end is saying: “Why is the meat for my sandwich driving away?”

I used to chew the shoes.

Just have a sip of something and think "ABSURDITY". As Frida Khola once said, [to paraphrase]I despise American pretentiousness — Everybody has to BE SOMEBODY or you are nothing.

The Ronettes, the Shirelles (Dedicated to the One I Love, Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow), Martha and the Vandellas (Dancing in the Streets, Locomotion), the Marvelettes (Please, Mr. Postman). So many classic songs came from these girl groups.

Houston Community College?

WELL SAID ALISHA. A+ CURRY FAM

That is going to crush somebody.

Bye.

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.