To be fair, a lot of people are shitting on his hair, outfit, etc. rather than his lawyering(TM).

Uggggh, back in the old days when I was in litigation I had to say/ask for some pretty embarrassing things on behalf of my clients. I think I perfected the “sorry I’m saying these words, I tried SO HARD to dissuade my client from making me do this” face. Judges are just old lawyers, so I think they get it.

Everyone who is shitting on War Machine’s lawyer needs to slow their roll. Everybody deserves a defense—even a piece of shit like War Machine; and frankly, if the guy’s almost certainly going to prison no matter what, why not profit off him in the meantime.

He looks embarrassed that he’s being made to ask for sure. Which is exactly appropriate.

In the immortal words of George Costanza, “it’s not a lie if you believe it”

Good. Sociopaths can often “beat” lie detectors so I hate the idea of him appealing to public opinion with even more of a sob story than he has already claimed.

I hope he gets the worst case of hemorrhoids imaginable and they never heal, tbph.

That’s his lawyer?!? I mean...just...come on. He looks like a club kid’s idea of what a “cool” lawyer would look like.

I agree. But I don’t think the reason is “because trigger warnings”

I’m not sure a sex shop is a requirement to have a safe, healthy, comprehensive sex education.

Unpopular Opinion: It actually is a breach of trust to send your kid to school and find out they went on a field trip that no one was told about.

You can teach safe sex without going to The Dildo Store, and I hardly think it’s a High School teachers job to teach kids how to make sex fun...

How does the dildo library above accomplish either? It is beyond weird and gross for an adult to take a group of kids to a sex shop. It just is. The fact that she did it without parental consent goes beyond the pale.

Downhill specific mountain bikes typically have a ton of suspension (8-10 inches front and rear) and are ridden mostly at bike parks or where you can use a truck or something to shuttle.

If she was being bullied at school, it makes it so much worse that her own father would do this to her. Did it never occur to him that those same bullies would see this and use it against her? WTF!

Jesus this was inspirational! I never would have thought to do it, but I googled my first bike and there she is!

Female cyclists do not generally need to push their limits, race against time and increase their adrenaline when riding rough downhill trails.

Actually we have the right to whatever we want.

Correct.