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Better?

I would bet that she got high with him during their hysterical cooking segments. (Martha and Snoop cooking together is the BEST!)

RE: The Jake Gyllenhaal story. From US Weekly:

I have no doubt Martha gets high, and probably got high with Snoop (as she CLEARLY has before.) I don’t believe for a minute she doesn’t know how to toke and someone had to shotgun her. If it happened like that, it was probably just for shits and giggles. (I’ve spent too much time thinking about this, obv.)

Honestly... Martha already admitted that she rolls a perfect joint. She doesn’t need this dude’s help smoking.

Martha can do what the hell she wants with anyone she wants. I want to see her being high, it should be very entertaining.

I wish I could get high with Snoop Dog ... 😑 somedayyyy

Yeah no. If M is gonna partake, that jazz is going to be in a truffle or something.

There’s no way Martha isn’t growing some organic, heirloom super-weed on her farm somewhere. Probably behind the blueberry pergola.

I know it didn't happen, but I really want it to have happened.

And yet a woman can’t sue for personal injury and distress when the state forces her to carry a pregnancy she doesn’t want to term...

Don’t tell him if does support you. My ex husband supported my abortion at 11 weeks, and then tried to file wrongful death suit on me on behalf of the fetus during our divorce.

It’s in there, man, somewhere in his history. It’s in there. A live boy or a dead girl, doesn’t matter which.

I was thinking “destruction of property”. ha. ha.

aaaa that makes perfect logical sense

I don’t believe a single “pro-lifer” when they say they care about the fetus. Their only believable motivation is woman-hatred.

Both. Ideally, it should be in there for a full minute, but I doubt that I often reach that mark.

Both. Ideally, it should be in there for a full minute, but I doubt that I often reach that mark.

I read or maybe heard something on NPR about how Bruce Jenner used to wear pantyhose and bras under his clothes during his first marriages and remember thinking, THE FUCK? I take my bra off the very second I get home and I flat out refuse to wear pantyhose under any circumstance. These instruments of male oppression…