This. Donald Fucking Trump is the fucking president and they’re asking, “Yeah, but is she the RIGHT democrat to go up against a piece of shit?”

Ron Howard’s tweet has just that soupçon of petty asshole. He didn’t look good in that book she wrote, eh?

this!! actually, i wonder if rosanne is a good female equivalent. beacause not only is the age and appearance a factor, it’s how long they’ve been wind bagging. a new woman’s face acting like this out of the gate could be seen as “refreshing” she’s been around for a while and people are tired of listening to her. i…

Except that, as a woman, everything I’ve ever experienced in the workplace tells me the exact opposite.

Ah, but this is all inside our liberal bubble. What do those poor ignored white men in the Rust Belt think of this? Their perspective is apparently what counts, if I am to believe most of the handwringing I read post-election.

Exactly. This is why I liken forced pregnancy to torture - because doing it willingly wasn’t so great, so why would doing it unwillingly be any better?

And there it is.

Watching this high would be a waste of drugs.

Everything is better on drugs, man.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

I keep hearing, “Why are people mad, he hasn’t even actually done anything.” Not true, and if the moves he has already made are this bad, I can’t imagine what idiotic moves he will be making when the heat is really on. These people are in such denial.

That there are still people who think he’s doing/will do a good job is astounding to me. He’s failing worse than I could have imagined.

You may have missed the bit where he’s outsourcing National Security stuff to his Nazi pal.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

Yes! Exactly the way Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Ben Carson, and Carly Fiorina were all first- or second-choices for Republican primary voters until they actually took the lead, and then their support suddenly evaporated.

I’m sure you’re not alone in Harrison lust. But it’s not universal. I do not share this sentiment. Like, not at all.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she was a 19 year old drug addict and he was 34 and married. No wonder Carrie Fisher always finds ways to emphasize that Harrison Ford is a douche biscuit.

I’m surprised the big one wasn’t discussed in this — “All Natural.” The most meaningless term in food to the point where I wouldn’t be surprised to see a box of Velveeta labeled all natural. And yet, people will still pay an extra $.50 a bag for a bag of Lay’s that has it on its label.

I feel like the food industry took their cue from Real Estate. We all know that when an apartment is listed as “Cozy” it means it’s a closet with a toilet. Now we know when a label says “Humanely Raised and Handled” it means at one point before the chicken was thrown into a room with 1,500 other chickens it was given…