I IZ IN CHICAGO FOR TO EAT YOUR QUIZNOS
I think these kids each lost a limb. They are both in critical condition. It’s fine to like sharks, but this is a little different from that time my chihuhua nipped my little niece, right? On the other hand, dogs are supposed to be loyal, and sharks don’t give a shit. Just doing their thing. I ain’t mad at ‘em.
Meh. I’m not afraid of thinks that are highly unlikely. I’m more afraid of heart attacks and cancer, but fears don’t need to be rational, lord knows.
Details, including what, if anything (,) prompted the attacks...[.]
Sharks don’t swim in my kitchen. I don’t swim in theirs.
Which is my point, pretty much!
Bless the Swedes, they’re so egalitarian that it’s traditional for the couple to be married to walk into the chapel together as equals. The nation threw a collective shit fit when Princess Victoria chose to be walked down the aisle by her father.
Okay.
No worries. You missed the point of a snap judgement. It’s okay. It’s not that serious. I forgive you.
You’re missing the point of what a snap judgement is. It’s clear in the description that he has no title. I didn’t miss that. But continue on with the insults.
Joke.
Nor does Boston Pizza, tbh.
I will never understand the name Boston Pizza. I rep my hometown pretty hard but we do not have good pizza.
I can wear heels all day every day, but absolutely fuck no when serving. I would break my fucking ankle.
As a chick who’s gotten to that point in life where EITHER wearing heels or standing/running around for hours at a time sounds horrifying, the combination of the two is unimaginable. Ow.
That is a tasty looking groom.
I will forever love Angelina Jolie just for her repeat visits to Syrian refugee camps. They are low key. It’s never about her. The refugees that I’ve heard from appreciate it, and appreciate the attention that comes along with it. They need every bit of help possible, and will take it where they can, bc for the most…
The media couldn’t give two shakes about summits like this. (How often do these sort of summit meeting making it on Jezebel alone? Anyone?) But add an A list star and now you have a story. It’s sad but true. And Jolie knows this. If she is anything, she is media savvy. So, good for her for manipulating the media into…
That’s her on the left