Yeah you do. It’s called Minot. You trap the Saskatchewan residents in the Hobby Lobby and take all their money before kicking them back across the border :)

*looks at the world’s largest shared border* Um, sure, North Dakota sure would slow us down. ;)

You should find something more important to care about then how many dang illegals are comin’ in through the border.

noooooooooooo don’t do that to meeeeeee I need to be able to come and go as I please to visit my parents and eat at the Cheesecake Factory.

That AG is fucking awesome.

1907. Jeez. The Real World has been on FOREVER.

About ten years ago, I was waved through from Canada into Vermont by a border patrol agent, sitting in a shack on the side of the road. They have become stricter, and the Canadians are FAR stricter when it comes to allowing Americans in, but it’s pretty relaxed. I have read a few comments on Facebook from Canadians…

Ummmm....you know Lyme disease is real, right? There’s this really cool place you can go called a medical clinic (it’s super fun! they have needles!) and they can test for *gasp* BACTERIA and prove the existence of a well known disease! Come to my town for a week. Watch the people limping down the sidewalk because…

Or in Arizona. I live in WA now, and ran into more Canadians in AZ than here. And so many were either illegal or trying to fake marry.

I didn’t realize how bad Lyme disease can be until I saw The Punk Singer. I am very sad for her to have to deal with that shitty, horrible disease.

No country’s immigrants do.

You should buy a lottery ticket today.

I went to an NKOTB/BSB concert a couple years ago. I was never a super fan for either, but it was really fun to relive my youth for a night and I did know all the BSB songs while my big sister knew all the NKOTB.

UPDATE: Apparently, Kean University then asked Bob Dylan to do the commencement speech, but then had to uninvite him because of his song, Hurricane

Setting up a woman to be convicted even though she is innocent and then being so upset someone wrote A SONG about her that you go out of your way to make sure he is not a speaker at a graduation in your state, makes you a cry baby.

Okay, so this school dropped Common over a song they disagree with, but Michigan State refused to drop George Will as commencement speaker after he said being a victim of campus sexual assault is a “coveted status that confers privileges” while they were under investigation for their shitty handling of sexual assault?…

Whatever, Common is still Common, A Song for Assata is still dope, and everyone will continue to assume a place called "Kean University" is some made up diploma printing sweatshop in New Jersey.

When gays didn't exist! Sheesh, we gotta explain everything to you homos?

Let me run this through the Universal Bullshit Translator and see what it really means......ok here we go...