For anyone wanting additional insight, this is Dahl's diary entry from the day his daughter died (fair warning, it's a hard read...)

6:14 pm est: it's online

I was a cold war baby, and had the childhood diseases. I had measles *everywhere* including lesions under my finger and toe nails, my buttcrack and inside my mouth. My mom kept me in a dark room because of the risk of eye damage. When I had whooping cough, it turned into rheumatic fever, giving me both a heart…

I hope someone posts this to FB and it gets shared over and over and over.

Some people I know binge watch shows because they work a lot so they just fit it all in when they can. It's a time management thing.

There's a difference between "lonely" and "alone." You hear that, Mom?!

I love everyone responding to this post so much. You are all my soul mates. Let's retire to Miami and live together in a house with a lanai.

Physical fatigue and problems such as obesity and other health problems are related to binge-watching and they are a cause for concern

SORRY I'M NOT SORRY.

Apparently in the eyes of the conservatives, if you have a crime perpetrated upon you and you seek justice through the state, you're a weakling.

When I was a kid, a friend’s dachshund got knocked up by a cocker-spaniel; the resulting puppy was a beautiful golden shaggy-haired weiner dog. That dog was legit adorbs. This one is a living meme.

HOW DID IT COME TO BE!? I can't imagine a male dachshund mounting a female pit bull...nor can I imagine a female dachshund carrying the puppy to term.

How much does it bench?

Its face is mostly a pitbull's face, and its body is like a 'roid raging wiener. And the head is SOOOOO too big for the body. I'm with you, Greg, I can't tell if I love or hate this dog.

Instead of spending money to adopt this horrible demon dog, I'm just gonna saw my right calf off with a rusty butter knife. Same result; free.

Shouldn't we also be measuring hemlines? 17 inches from the floor or send them home!

You know, America has a ban on anyone under 21 drinking any sort of alcohol whatsoever.

I say your young men'll be fritterin'! Fritterin' away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too! Get the ball in the pocket, never mind gittin' dandelions pulled or the screen door patched or the beefsteak pounded. Never mind pumpin' any water 'til your parents are caught with the cistern empty on a Saturday night…

Probably the real problem was just that everybody got so drunk they kept falling over onto each others' genitals! Banning booze will definitely fix this whole situation 100%.

I'm glad they got to the source of the issue da booze and not the assholes raping their coeds...phew. I was worried for a minute.